Weee, I love snopes.com. I went from researching weather or not this post http://darkdragonseer.livejournal.com/3813.html was true (my coworker also sent that to me) since I find it hard to believe and want all my facts before I go harring off about it. I don't have all the story but so far from the look of it sadly is true (and fucking disgusting) but is still listed as undefined in snopes because they cant get all the facts straight either... http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/vargas.asp

On the lighter side of things heres some funnier stuff I found at snopes: True story- dead whale in Oregon blown up with a half ton of dynamite wrecks mans car. And a video of it to boot! *snicker* Good job Navy on advising them to explode a while. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGVkHl-nBhE

Moar Navy stupidity: http://www.snopes.com/critters/gnus/slink.asp

http://www.snopes.com/critters/gnus/squirrel.asp
And this one reminds me of a certain time a friend and I went to pick up a dead squirrel. When walking back to our car in a dark parking lot we noticed a creapy guy. I took out my keys in case he was more than a creepy guy. My friend asked why I was doing that (we'd driven her truck) and I told her about the guy. Her response? "I'm carrying a dead squirrel!" Have to agree. Beating someone with a rotting smelly dead squirrel probably works better than jabbing them with your keys. ^^

Oh my fucking gods, this is the funniest damn thing Ive seen in a while. I took Hige out and set him on my desk. Hed been quiet and not moved from his ball for about five minutes so I forgot I had him out (I swear Im going to loose him one day....) And then I hear this scritching noise and I think its Hige trying to eat or walk on my bank statement (where Id placed him on).

No.

He hasnt uncurled at all, hes still in Nautilus mode.

But he IS walking.

The legs on the side that are on the desk are moving so that hes spinning around in a very slow circle and even slower moving across my desk, one circular quarter inch at a time. I think for every three turns he moves about a quarter inch closer to me. Its the funniest damn thing. I cant stop giggling. I wish I had a camera that did video.

My milli is so freaking special.

And you too shall lack oxygen after this one.
Ulquiorra's bubbles : http://lzeolal.deviantart.com/art/Ulquiorra-s-Bubbles-58235674

I needed an airtent.

"Super-sized one-eyed monster will live in your pants this New Years!"- Heading on a spam email I received.
.....Wow. Sometimes I love spam just for the laugh my ass off factor.

""We did go to an animal training facility,” notes Westenhofer. “We were actually in a cage with a lion and a high def camera. You're looking around you to make sure there's someone slower than you in case the lion gets out. Later, we'd take a clip of a lion walking and play it side by side with our animation, and you could see immediately, 'Oh, this muscle wasn't firing right,'" he adds. "With visual effects, 80 to 85 percent was there the first couple of times you try. It's really that last 15 percent that is incredibly difficult to get."- Rhythm & Hues on creating Aslan for Disneys Narnia.

R&H and ILM currently are top of my list for studios to work for. ^^ Well, as long as I'm not the slowest in the studio at least.

http://sractheninja.deviantart.com/art/Hollow-Aang-Acid-In-The-Mind-43619207
http://sractheninja.deviantart.com/art/Hollow-Aang-Drawing-Closer-47883127

AHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!

Something funny. A News article on the CS front page: "Lebanese lottery scammer arrested in Cyprus, Sophos reports"

What my brain reads? "Lesbian lottery scamp arrested in Cyprus, Saphos reports"

I wonder about my brain sometimes. ^^

I know horrific and terrifying when I see it: http://kt5124.deviantart.com/art/BLEACH-50686535

I was finishing my drawing for my 405 class when I heard a scratching at my window. Wary, I thought it was one of the kids in the neighborhood throwing things at my window or something to screw with me. So I opened my blinds and what do I find? A REALLY idiotic gecko who doesn't know the saying, "Don't eat anything bigger than your head."



*snicker* Horrible picture but you get the gist. He tried to eat a katydid and the katydid kept on kicking. That was thirty minutes ago. They're STILL going at it. I get the feeling this'll go on all night. I'm amused. That katydid is 1/3 the geckos size, twice the size of his head and, hell, his legs are as long as the gecko (plus half his tail). Baka gecko.

Also, cuteness overload courtesy of the parrot_lovers comm.
http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/09/you-can-almost-.html My birdie was doing this earlier when I was doing homework. *gurglegushhappysqueal*

Anyhow bedtime for me! Oh, yeah, and pictures for Foxylady:

http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/5341/backwardsbxd5kp5gf2.jpg Owww the stupid it hurts!

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g160/Zicquall/1182295877943.jpg Followed by truly beautiful geekiness!!

And for fox: http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5980/plierperiodel6.png

And as for Bleach- Oh gods, the arrankar have their own equivalent of Mayuri!! WTF?!! Freaking creepy scientists.. the hell is up with Kubo and his like for creepy scientist charecters? Though I have to say he has some great one liners:

Ishida: Your a monster!
Arankar-Mayuri: Could we please use the term Genius

And hell yes! Grimmy makes another appearance!!!!!*snicker* he has the captains coat of holding (of Orihime.) *flaps coat. Orihime drops out. Fans wonder what she was doing under there....*

HAHAHAHA http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=233

HAHAHA its OMG wonderfulz!!! http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=225

*snicker* Its like me with plants... "Aww.. I think my mammoth dill is growing grass... *a week later* Its turning into dill! OMG!!" http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=188

Forgot to post this earlier as well. I keep sorting through my junk mail in case A-kon ppls mail me back and my inbox accidently throws it in junk mail. And I keep reading the most strange and hilarious e-mail subjects on these junk mail letters. Some of the ones I found:

- And figurate so porpoise (Wow... )
- tent unwillingly (*Snicker* Seriously? Is that like camping when its freezing cold?)
- The it ruminant (Whats this about a cow nammed "it"? There a "Thing" too or does the Adams family resemblace stop there..)
- Is pyrotechnic the inconsiderate (This should be a PSA meeting topic: Inconsiderate Pyros)
- My tying of chromosome (Is that like tying your tubes?)
- corvus portage (Im thinking Corvid port-o-pottys, but somehow I dont think even the most inteligent corvid would use them...)
- Separate yourself from other men (Wow.. thats kinda... not hard. What is it with junk mails trying to get me to grow my penis larger?? Furthermore, do I HAVE a penis to grow larger? *looks down* nope. Didnt think so but I had to check. I thought they might know something I didnt...)

Ahh enjoy these.

*giggles* So according to the new abovetheinfluence.com commercial if you smoke pot your girlfriend will not like it and run away to date an alien and theyll fly off happily ever after in its spaceship...

Something tells me someone was smoking pot when they made (drew?) this commercial.....